A Pouch-ful of 35 Memes and Awesome Opossum Expressions in the Form of Human Funnies

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    Carnivore - when the waitress takes ur plate and there were still fries on it @TheAnxiousCat
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    Cat - someone: yells at me me 8 hours later in bed still thinking about it: @TheAnxiousCat
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    Eye - Me filling the room with negative energy because I'm hungry DO @TheAnxiousCat
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    Dog breed - me one second after i tell someone i'm not even tired yet
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    Photograph - "Are you a night person or a morning person?" Me at night [screaming] Me in the morning [screaming begins again]
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    Eyelash - When you finish your fourth donut and regret your life choices
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    Carnivore - When I wake up early to exercise and I'm thinking to myself: "Is being fit 100% necessary?"
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    Rodent - when you become a regular at a place and they learn your name and start asking about your day
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    Dog - Unfortunately Due To Personal Reasons: aborteddreams ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑ ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑ ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑAAAAAAA ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑAAAAAAAA
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    Adaptation - Them: "I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me: *hissing noises*
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    Ferret - "ME AFTER INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE FOR 5 MINUTES." @TheAnxious Cat
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    Organism - Pizza delivery guy: You've ordered 10 pizzas! Are you having a party? Me: PERHAPS... @TheAnxiousCat
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    Vertebrate - Hey, I'll be there in 5, you ready? Me: @TheAnxious Cat
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    Carnivore - Your dad when he sees a light left on in an unoccupied room @TheAnxiousCat
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    Water - When your weird soul finds another weird soul and you're just two weird little souls having fun on this earth together. @TheAnxiousCat
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    Product - That one person reads everything @TheAnxiousCat in the group chat who but doesn't reply
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    Organism - YOU CAN STILL BE MYSTERIOUS AFTER OVERSHARING, BECAUSE IN THAT MOMENT EVERYONE IS THINKING, "WHY WOULD THEY SAY THAT?" @TheAnxiousCat
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    Computer - Me investigating someone's life just because they reacted to my meme @TheAnxiousCat
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    Carnivore - Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help... Me: I went to the park today! Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that Me: *opens coat* @TheAnxiousCat Marmot
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    Watch - When you're having a good dream and your alarm clock wakes you up @TheAnxiousCat 10 9 8
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    Vertebrate - THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN SHARING A FRUIT CUP WITH YOUR FAVORITE PERSON, AND JUST ENJOYING EACH OTHER'S COMPANY The AnxiousCat
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    Land vehicle - LOOK! WHAT A CUTE OPOSSUM! EW, OPOSSUMS ARE GROSSI @TheAnxiousCat Cook
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    Eyelash - "I'm gonna go to bed early tonight" *Me at 3am looking at memes* @TheAnxiousCat
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    Virginia opossum - me going on a stupid little daily walk For my stupid physical and mental health @TheAnxiousCat
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    Nature - Me heading to the kitchen to spray whipped cream into my mouth. @TheAnxiousCat
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    Virginia opossum - Me looking through the menu at the restaurant knowing full well that I'll just get the exact same thing every time: @TheAnxiousCat
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    Photograph - "OMG look who's coming" Me: @TheAnxiousCat
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    Head - @TheAnxiousCat ME FINALLY CONFRONTING THE PERSON WHO KEEPS RUINING MY LIFE.
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    Recipe - Cherry Pie @TheAnxious Cat BLUEBERRY PIE Apple Pie Cutie Pie
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    Ferret - I hate meeting people who immediately start throwing riddles at me like "what do you do for fun" and "how are you" @TheAnxiousCat
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    Head - Instagram models in their wide-brimmed hats me @TheAnxiousCat
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    Organism - When you see the waiter walking towards you with your food @TheAnxiousCat
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    Food - When you're a guest at someone's house, and you're 100% welcome to take food that they have put out for you, but you're still too anxious to actually take some food, so you're just there like: @TheAnxiousCat
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    Product - Me 10 minutes into wearing a risky new outfit realizing I don't look as cute as I thought I did at home 2 @TheAnxiousCat
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    Ferret - me when i'm on the verge of tears in public and i'm doing everything i can to hold it in and act like nothing is wrong at the same time @TheAnxiousCat

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